Sunday, August 29, 2004

Zionists plot Arab oppression

And world domination, of course. How, you ask? With municipal WiFi internet access. Oh, those devious, scheming Jews.

The Arab League says that the project aims to impose a project that will serve the Israeli interests under the pretext of encouraging foreign investments. The statement added that the WiFi project, "along with all of Israel's policies, contradicts not only international law and resolutions, but also reflect no desire in realizing the just and comprehensive peace in the region."

That's the Jews, alright - always contradicting international law to prevent just and comprehensive peace. Since wires are integral to pan-Arab identity, wireless internet is nothing less than an attack on the Arab community, and contravenes the {various NGO charters, treaties, and agreements here}.


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