Monday, November 15, 2004

More preparations for a Clinton secretariat

Normalizing sexual harassment is an important transitional step in preparing that most august international body, the United Nations, to have a chair shined by the gluteus maximus of B.J. Clinton. For an organization more associated with legitimizing thuggery and robbery however, it may take more than that. Kofi's going the extra mile.

MOVIE beauty Nicole Kidman is to be named Citizen of the World by the United Nations.

The star, 37, will be given the humanitarian award by Secretary-General Kofi Annan at a lavish dinner next month.

Nicole filmed upcoming thriller The Interpreter with Sean Penn at the UN's New York HQ.

Actress Angelina Jolie, 29, won the same award last year.

A Hollywood actress for "Citizen of the World" every year? Kofi's planning on semi-retirement; he's angling for a job as Clinton's trim coordinator.

2 Comments:

Blogger timh said...

Doug, be serious, the a**holes that run the UN have some sense of obtuse decency. What's it called? Yeah..."Honor amongst thieves."

8:03 PM  
Blogger andy said...

Yeah, Clinton would fit right in with that crew....

9:55 PM  

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