You knew I was a crooner

How could I pass by Steyn Online's John Kerry songbook? The longer "The Wreck of the Johnny Fitzgerald" by Gordon Swiftfoot brought a tear to my eye, but "Unelectable" just grabs me in a whole other way.

(sung to the tune of "Unforgettable")
Unelectable
That’s what you are
Unlelectable
Thought you’d go far

Thought they’d all just bow down to you
Thought you didn’t have much to do
Never before
Has someone been more…

Unelectable
In every way
And getting more so
With each passing day

That’s why John, it’s delectable
That one so unelectable
Doesn’t know
What’s so apparently true.