You knew I was a crooner
How could I pass by Steyn Online's John Kerry songbook? The longer "The Wreck of the Johnny Fitzgerald" by Gordon Swiftfoot brought a tear to my eye, but "Unelectable" just grabs me in a whole other way.
(sung to the tune of "Unforgettable")
That’s what you are
Thought you’d go far
Thought they’d all just bow down to you
Thought you didn’t have much to do
Has someone been more…
In every way
And getting more so
With each passing day
That’s why John, it’s delectable
That one so unelectable
What’s so apparently true.